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| second beckys first show (sort of) |
[Jun. 9th, 2007|12:13 pm] |
saturday june 16th(this saturday) at sundowners in carrell corners(between evans ave and fowler st.) ft. myers
victim youth
second becky
code zero
and 1 more t.b.a.
show starts at 9pm?
$5 or $4 with donation of non-perishable vegitarian or vegan food, rice, beens, veggies etc. so please come out and support your local punk scene and food not bombs.
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[Jul. 27th, 2006|04:32 pm] |
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Well i do this every year and it is about that time my picks to make the nfl playoffs last lear i did really bad i picked 3 out of 12 horrible!!! i hope to pick much better this year so lets get this thing goin....I recap at the end if you dont wanna read all of this crap.
NFC
East-I might sound like a homer but i really think phily has a chance at the division they start off with a healty team. At the end of last year they only had 2 starters on off. from week one. However i think that Dallas will win the east as much as i hate to say it, those of you that know me well, know how much i HATE! the Cowboys.....fuck T.O.... and it is the tuffest division in football
North-This is a tuff one to pick because all the teams are terrible.But i have to pick one so i am going to say......... the Vikings. Brad Johnson had a great season when he filled in for an injured Daunte. The bears have no QB Brett Farve is finished and the Lions ......well they are the Lions they cant win to save thier lives.
South-Another tuff division, but for other reasons 2 of the four teams are really good. After last year Tampa seems to have thier shit together. If the Falcons let Vick play his type of ball they can be really hard to defend, but if they make him be a pocket passer they have no chance. Carolina great deff., great off.. They really have a lot of weapons on both sides of the ball witch make them my obvious choice.You also have the Aints in this division.
West-Easy pick the Seahawks nobody else comes close in this division. Next year Arizona might have a chance but not this year. 49ers yuck Rams yuck. Like i said easy pick.
Wildcard-I am pretty sure that both wildcard team will come out of the East. Phily will have a comeback year. The first half of thier schudle is cake they could be 7-1 or 6-2 then they would just have to play 500 ball the rest of the season to make it in the NFC. The Redskins should finish second in the east and easliy make the wildcard
AFC
East-I think that the Pats have another division crown left in thier bag. The Dolphins are the only team that will give them any problems, but watch out next year. Bills are really bad they have no line and no QB. The Jets have no clue what they are doin at QB Curtis Martain as much as i love watching him play, his best days are way behind him.
North-Another tuff one so many questions about every team. Can Big Ben come back from his own stupidity, How will McNair do with the Ravens, Can Cinncy keep enough of thier players out of jail to feild a team, and the Browns keep giving all thier players to Denver. So ill just go with the Defending champs although Cinncy could give them some trouble if Carson comes back 100%
South-Two really bad teams and 2 really good teams. Throw away the Titons and the Texans. The Jags and the Colts are the only 2 with talents here. They both have really tough schedules and i dont know how the Colts will be after the loss 2 the Steelers but i think they will barley edge. the Jags out.
West-Another 2 team division. The Radiers are a joke, no QB, Art Shell is washed up (i hope he proves me wrong he was a great coach) Porter thinks he is T.O. and cant keep his mouth shut. The Chargers made a huge mistake in getting rid of Drew. Phillip Rivers WONT get it done here and LT cant carry them all year i dont care how good he is. I really like the Cheifs here, even though they dissapointed me last year(picked them to go to the super bowl, didnt even make the playoffs) Everybody says Plummer isnt the guy for Denver.......BULLSHIT....and they seem to be able to put anyone in the backfield and have him gain 1000 yards. I think they will edge out the Cheifs by 1 game it will be really close.
Wildcard- There are 3 teams that have a chance for the wildcard the Dolphins, Cheifs, and the Jags. Because of the Jags really tuff schedule i dont think they can pull it off although i think that they are better then the other 2 teams.
Recap
NFC
Dallas, Vikings, Panthers, Seahawks
Wildcard
Phily, Redskins
AFC
New England, Steelers, Colts, Denver
Wildcard
Dolphins, Cheifs
Super Bowl
I hate to not pick the Eagles to go to the Super Bowl but the Panthers are just that good and Indy is the best team in the NFL and now is thier time.
Panthers vs Colts
Winner
Manning wins his first of what could be many for the future Hall of Famer
Colts |
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[Mar. 17th, 2006|01:58 am] |
After the Chuck Norris phemonenon we had to bring Patrick Swayze to the center stage. And by we, I mean:
Dan Mullin
Jason Clugston
Steve Mullin
Today we spent a few hours writing the following jokes and we think some of them are pretty funny. We hope you will find the same when you read them. Believe it or not, we actually wrote all of them. Have fun...
1. I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? A fish tank after Patrick Swayze has finished with it and told the water to stay put.
2. Only Patrick Swayze can take the country out of the cowboy.
3. Why do penguins fly on Thursdays? Because that's when Patrick Swayze visits Antarctica.
4. Florida was originally a scale replica of Patrick Swayze's penis, but due to erosion is no longer as big.
5. When Google doesn't know something they ask Patrick Swayze.
6. Chuck Norris is Patrick Swayze's stunt double.
7. What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold. What's cooler than that? Patrick Swayze.
8. People had to avoid the Noid, so they went to Dominos. Unfortunately, the Noid disappeared in the early 90's because he couldn't avoid Patrick Swayze.
9. Patrick Swayze invented the sound of breaking glass.
10. When does Patrick Swayze go to bed? When Chuck Norris finishes blowing him.
11. If you've done it, Patrick Swayze has done it better.
12. Patrick Swayze invented swimming in the 1930s.
13. The Wright brother's learned to fly so they could escape Patrick Swayze.
14. Patrick Swayze can translate any language into the language of love.
15. When people write ps at the end of a letter, it is a note for Patrick Swayze.
16. Before Patrick Swayze showed them the long boat, the Vikings used his likeness to travel the seas.
17. Patrick Swayze invented inventing.
18. Patrick Swayze contains no artificial sweeteners.
19. Mrs. O'Leary's cow tipped over the lantern and started the great Chicago fire and Patrick Swayze put it out by singing a cool breezy island song.
20. A sonic boom is only the sound of Patrick Swayze making love.
21. Patrick Swayze's mom goes to college.
22. Patrick Swayze thinks about having sex while playing baseball.
23. Yawning is contagious, unless you're Patrick Swayze.
24. Sticks and stones may break your bones, and so will Patrick Swayze.
25. God used to intern for Patrick Swayze.
26. Patrick Swayze: use only as directed.
27. Contestants on Jeopardy have to answer in the form of a question. Patrick Swayze will only accept answers in the form of interpretive dance.
28. Patrick Swayze is the only true Army of one.
29. Patrick Swayze does all of his own stunts in sex scenes.
30. Patrick Swayze caused and cured polio.
31. Women have breasts so Patrick Swayze can get milk just about anywhere.
32. Jerry Seinfeld has so many questions, because he's afraid to ask Patrick Swayze.
33. The A-team was in business until Chuck Norris tried to have them take out Patrick Swayze.
34. Allah is Arabic for Patrick Swayze.
35. March 17th is Saint Patrick Swayze day.
36. Patrick Swayze was the first man to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
37. Patrick Swayze helped the war effort in WWII by dropping one testicle on Hiroshima and one on Nagasaki...... What? Too soon?
38. (propaganda) This Patrick Swayze joke is funny. (propaganda)
39. Patrick Swayze only pisses your pants.
40. Patrick Swayze doesn't need permission to rebroadcast major league baseball.
41. Patrick Swayze has never lost a cock fight.
42. Every play on Broadway is loosely based around Patrick Swayze's life, except for cats, which is dead on.
43. Oprah's fans will do anything for her. Patrick Swayze's fans will (insert something
along the lines of his fans season themselves to his taste so he can eat them later)
44. Patrick Swayze: Patent Pending
45. Under Chuck Norris' beard is a love letter to Patrick Swayze.
46. Patrick Swayze wouldn't do anything for a klondike bar.
47. How many Patrick Swayzes does it take to change a light bulb? None, he makes you do it.
48. Patrick Swayze uses infants to play jacks.
49. Patrick Swayze can drink more than one gummy berry juice in a day.
50. Patrick Swayze has cobras in his semen.
51. I slept with Patrick Swayze and all I got was this damn VD.
52. Patrick Swayze butt raped Paul Bunion in prison.
53. Patrick Swayze organized the Boston tea party, because he hates the British.
54. An ice cream social, the only true way to enjoy Patrick Swayze.
Copyright 2006 Mullin, Mullin, and Clugston LLC also wik |
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| not even close |
[Feb. 26th, 2006|10:28 pm] |
afc
New England
Baltimore
Indy
KC
wildcard
Buffalo
San Diego
nfc
Phily
Minnesota
Atlanta
Arizona
wildcard
Carolina
Green Bay
super bowl
Eagles vs Cheifs Eagles win bitch
what really happened
nfc
giants
chicgao
tampa bay
seahawks
redskins
panthers
afc
new england
denver
indy
cinncy
steelers
jags
super bowl
steelers seahawks
winner steelers
wow i was wrong better luck next year |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 13th, 2005|09:10 pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I bought porn for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.1) felixthekraut (10 points). In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I pulled over and changed tri0xin's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-72 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
steveyout |
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[Dec. 5th, 2005|01:46 am] |
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i met bam bam bigalo fuck yeah.......who would guess that all the dumb ass motherfuckers that i see everyday that i would meet the fat ass known as bam bam....fuck yea nigga |
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[Dec. 1st, 2005|01:41 am] |
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i know what i want for christmas a mix tape and the 3 b's oh fuck yeah the 3 b's |
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| words of wisdom |
[Nov. 1st, 2005|12:22 pm] |
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not all over me...just in my mouth |
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[Oct. 18th, 2005|01:29 pm] |
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what can i tell nothing can top the good old potato cave......i cant wait til i get my next parky |
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